My Panza Monologue- So, I attended a performance called “The Panza Monologues”. Inspired, I decided to write my own.
Latinas are curvy. God made us voluptuous… Well, made them voluptuous. Far from exotic, here I am. Cuerpo de gallina (body of a chicken). Chicken legs with a large torso. Piernas secas (dry legs). But no need to worry; my panza makes up for what my legs lack. Above these narrow hips there sits a little muffin top. It’s not big, but it is large enough for me to notice that I don’t have the ideal hour glass figure of a desirable woman. I heard that having sex widens your hips. It was advice from one adolescent to another; I took it. Nothing happened. I just wasn’t designed to look like the stereotypical Latina from telenovelas.